🚨BREAKING TECH NEWS ALERT🚨: Google just dropped Pixel Camera 9.9 and I’m CACKLING💀!!! Ya’ll remember when life was hard and every time you'd try to take a pic, it looked like an NPC from a 90s video game? Well, google said “nah fam, we got you!”🔥✨ Introducing the "EDUCATION HUB" ☠️ that tells you how to use all those 😂👀 features you didn’t even know existed! Now you can find out if “Night Sight” is actually just your rearview mirror. 🤳😅 So here’s the tea 🍵: it’s like they threw a bunch of magic on Material 3 🎨 and said, "Make it cute and educational, like a Pixar movie but for cameras!" GTFO with that, Google! 😂 Don’t think we forgot about that one time you thought we wanted our photos to look like a Renaissance painting instead of a regular selfie. Drake is pointing at your marketing team like “NOPE, this ain’t it.” 👎🤡 💬 Leaked dev quote: "Honestly, we just want the grandma demographic to stop asking us how to press the shutter button. No cap!" But fr fr, with these upgrades, I fully expect to see grandma’s bougie avocado toast pics flooding my feed like it’s 2016 again. Stonks 🚀, but brace yourself for the next Pixel version: built-in “how to not suck at life” feature. 🤖🤪 *Unhinged prediction*: By 2025, your camera will cradle you like a baby after every shot, whispering sweet nothings about your composition choices. 😱📸