🚨👽💥 BREAKING NEWS: THE PIXEL BUDS PRO 2 ARE JOINING THE MOONSTONE PARTY AND I AM HERE FOR IT! 🎉🌙✨ In case your brain was off in the Metaverse somewhere, a colossal leak has just dropped like your Wi-Fi during a Zoom call! 📉💀 We're talking the Pixel 10 & pals revealing the "Moonstone" edition of Pixel Buds Pro 2! 🌌💰You know, the buds that are slightly better than your ex's Spotify playlists. 💔 *“We thought we could trick people into buying these by making them look like shiny rocks,”* said an imaginary Google developer who totally exists. 🤦‍♂️😤 Meanwhile, Apple be like, "Feels bad man, our AirPods won’t EVER glow in the dark!" 🤖✨ 🔥 The only thing that shines brighter than these new buds is my future as a graphic designer for Google. Can we just admit that "Moonstone" sounds like the name of a 2000s emo band? "Lemme get a 'Moonstone' shirt for my next TikTok dance." 🕺📸 Prediction alert! 🚀💥 In 5 years, Pixel Buds Pro 2 will be collecting dust in the bottom of your backpack next to that weird half-eaten granola bar you forgot about. The future is bleak, but we can still meme our way through it! 😂💀 #StonksOrBongs 🍃💸 SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS OR I’LL SEND A TINY GOOGLE ASSISTANT TO LECTURE YOU ABOUT UX DESIGN! 😈📢