🚀🔥 HOLD ON TO YOUR PIXELS, FOLKS! 🤡💀 The tech gods have delivered some juicy leaks this week, and it’s wilder than your uncle's "hot takes" at Thanksgiving dinner! 🍗💰 First up, we’ve got the **Pixel 12 leaks** hitting the interwebs like an ex sliding into DMs. The alleged lineup is set to debut in 2027, which means by then, we’ll probably have ***thought-controlled*** smartphones 🤖, if we aren't all in the metaverse selling NFTs of our cat pics 🌌💸. “What’s next? 6 cameras, a built-in espresso machine, AND a fully functional AI therapist?” says a *totally* real developer I just made up. 🙌😂 In other *spicy* deets, OnePlus is peacing out on Hasselblad 📸💔. That’s right, no more overpriced camera tech trying to make your food pics look like they belong in an art gallery—the only gallery you’ll be visiting is YOUR local grocery store, fam. 😅🏪 Just imagine OnePlus devices dropping the Hasselblad branding like Drake at a cringey party. “I can’t believe it’s not Hasselblad!” *facepalm*. And don’t get me started on the **Oakley+Meta smart glasses**—now you can look super **based** while still being **cringe** inside the metaverse. Next, we’ll have people in VR trying to purchase their IRL coffee! ☕️👀 Prediction time! In 2027, the Pixel 12 will glow in the dark, read your mind, and have a built-in feature to remind you of your ex every time you unlock it! 🤯💥 #GonnaBeLit