🚨💥BREAKING: GOOGLE'S PIXEL 10 PRO IS HERE TO DELIVER... COLORS... THAT AREN'T AS BRIGHT AS YOUR FUTURE!💥🚨 Yeet your excitement out the window because the Pixel 10 Pro just dropped images that look like they were designed in a dull office meeting 🤝💀. We’ve got ‘Jade’ - which looks like it was inspired by grandma's living room wallpaper - and ooooh, we are *shook* to our core! 🌿😷 🚀 "Our designers took a step back and thought... what if we made colors that don't offend the eyes?" - some Google dev probably said while sipping his decaf soy chai. 🙄☕ Let’s be real: If you put these colors in a lineup next to your RGB LED setup, they’d turn and walk away like “nah fam, we don’t associate with cringe.” 😬💔 **Drake meme:** - Drake's face when he sees vibrant colors: "Nope!" 🤮💔 - Drake pointing at Pixel 10 Pro color palette: “Yeah, that’s the vibe!” 🥴🔥 Stonks for Google’s next “meh” release! 💰🔮 🔥🔥 Hot Take: 2025 will mark the return of neon tech – prepare for a nostalgia trip featuring hot pink and electric blue that will literally blind you. #RetroLightYear 🔮🚀👾💎