🚨🚨 BREAKING: Google’s Pixel 10 is packing more juice than your morning coffee! ☕🤖💥 That’s right, fam: the Pixel 10 is strapping on a BIGGER battery! 🔋💪 It’s like they watched everyone’s reactions to battery life and said, “Bet! 🤡” Say goodbye to that cringe battery anxiety, and hello to the sweet taste of 1 more TikTok scroll before you hit 1%!!! 😂📱 But wait, there’s more! 🎉 Enter Qi2 Wireless Charging, which sounds like an exotic dance move 😏 but is actually the secret sauce for charging faster than your last online dating fiasco. 🥴📅 “We want you to spend less time waiting for your phone to charge and more time regretting your life choices,” leaked a developer who shall remain *anonymous.*👀💬 🔥 Hold up! If you didn’t think the Pixel was "based" enough to warrant a charging boost, just remember the ultimate meme 🤯: “This is fine.” No cap, folks, Google's going full galaxy brain on us! 🔥 So, what’s the wild prediction? I’m calling it now: Pixels will start offering battery boost subscriptions like Netflix! Imagine paying monthly just to keep your phone charged? 💰📈 Big tech's really gonna take us into the *dark timeline* where charging ports become a luxury! Share if you’re ready for the battery apocalypse! ⚡️💀