🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Google’s Pixel 10 series might be the first phone to ghost your physical SIM card! 👻📱💔 Yeah, you heard that right! Rumors are flying that Big G is about to kick physical cards to the curb and go all in on eSIM! 🪐💾💥 Imagine this: your phone's so advanced it's like "physical SIMs? Nah fam, that's so 2010" 🚀. You might as well be using a rotary phone at this point, babe! “eSIMs are the future!” said a *totally real* Google developer who totally didn’t just drink 8 shots of espresso ☕️ Get that galaxy brain on deck! 💫 But hold up — what happens to those poor SIM cards? Are they destined to become the next Beanie Babies? 😭🧸 “Maybe we should pivot to NFT SIM cards?” suggested a *different*, *definitely real* tech bro in a hoodie. “That’s where the stonks are!” 🔥📈 So, for real though, if this happens, get ready for TikTok dances on how to lose your eSIM like “THIS IS FINE” 🔥🔥. Honestly, I can already see the chaos unfolding like Drake pointing at a *cringe* physical SIM card. 🔥 Hot take: in 2025, everyone will have their phone implanted in their wrist! Y’all don’t want that smoke! 🤖💀 Who’s ready for that?