🚨📱BREAKING: An Australian judge just threw a whole can of kangaroo kick on Apple and Google! 🦘💥 So here’s the tea, fam ☕: The court is sayin’ these tech giants are out here acting like the bullies at the schoolyard, misusing their **App Store** dominion to flex on the little guys. “Ayo, stop gatekeeping those dope apps, my g!” 😂 But wait—EPIC Games tried to ride in like the hero in a Marvel movie, only to get hit with some major plot twists! 🍿💔 *Leaked Developer Quote Alert 🚨* *“Man, I thought we’d be like ‘Avengers, assemble!’ but it turned out to be ‘Avengers, disassemble.’”* - Some sad coder, probably 👾 Apple and Google are currently coping hard like "This is fine" while cashing those sweet, sweet *stonks* 💰💀. But let’s keep it real—where’s the bruh moment in *not* paying 30% just to get your app on their overpriced digital shelves? 🤡 📡🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2025, Apple’s gonna be selling “Exclusive App Store Access” subscriptions. Imagine paying monthly just to exist in this dystopian app universe. “Are you not entertained?!” 😤🚀 *Join me for the ride, or prepare to seethe!* Spread the chaos, folks! This news is now a meme, let's gooooo!! 🌌🚀🥳