🚨💥 PIXEL 10 LEAK ALERT! 💥🚨 🚀 Folks, buckle up because Google just dropped a promo vid for the Pixel 10 that’ll make you go "WTF??" faster than you can say “tensor G5” (which sounds like a SpaceX rocket, not a phone chip, fr fr). 🌌💥 This new chip claims to be Google’s ‘most efficient’ yet, which is like saying a microwave is the most efficient way to heat up pizza rolls—like, duh, give us something spicy! 🍕🔥 And honestly, the only thing more predictable than Google releasing another phone is the 12th “this is fine” meme when they talk about battery life. 📉🦾 "Our chip won’t leave you crying on the sidewalk" — leaked quote from a Google intern 😬💔 They’re hyping up more AI features like it’s going to turn your personal assistant into a digital butler who’ll do your taxes for you, but let’s be real, how many selfies can we really take?? 🤳💰 Meanwhile, Apple is out here quietly flexing with their new RealityOS and we’re still talking about Tensor. Can I get a “cope” in the comments?? 😅📉 Final hot take: The Pixel 10 will either be the hero of Google’s narrative or another meme template for “do you want a Pixel with that?” 🍟💀 Who’s betting on the latter? 🥴✨ #Pixel10 #Stonks #GalacticBrain