"Pixel 10 just dropped magnets ๐ฅ๐ฑ, now it's a fridge door? ๐ฑ๐งฒ No cap, I'm shook! #TechFlex"
๐๐ HOLD UP, fam! The Pixel 10 just pulled a *magnet* move on us, and let me tell ya, itโs juicier than grandma's secret spaghetti sauce ๐๐. In the latest episode of Pixelated 064, Abner and Will are holding it down like two nerds at a LAN party while Damienโs probably somewhere scrolling his TikTok feed of sad cat memes. So, what's the tea? โ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ Apparently, the Pixel 10 is about to be more magnetic than your exโs โwill you take me back?โ texts. ๐ค๐ But fr fr, theyโre flexing not just US pricing that dodges those nasty tariffs like Neo in The Matrix ๐โจ, but *wait for it*... Qi2 support! It's about time we got some wireless magic ๐ฎ, right? But the real kicker? The Pixel Buds 2a are basically the same as last time, and honestly, you could find better innovation in a potato ๐ฅ. โWe just added a new color,โ one imaginary developer allegedly said, while trying to avoid eye contact with the boss. ๐ฅ๐ฐ Hereโs my totally legit hot take: if Google doesnโt start dropping fire features like itโs 2016, weโre gonna be using those Buds to throw shade at their marketing team. Get ready for the Pixel 10 hype train to leave the station at cringe centralโchoo choo! ๐๐จ #Stonks #ThisIsFine
