🚨 BREAKING: THE SIM CARD IS DEAD! 💀💳🚫 Say hello to Google’s Pixel 10 series: now with *zero* physical SIM card slots in the US! 🤯🇺🇸 That’s right, fam—Google’s decided we’re all living in a digital utopia 🍕✨ and apparently, physical SIM cards are soooo 2022. Why carry a SIM card when you can just vibe with eSIMs? 🙄 #Innovation #Cringe Imagine the developers at Google HQ, sweat dripping down their brows like, “What if we just COMMIT to making everyone cope with eSIMs? 🤔🫣” Then they high-fived each other like stonks were soaring! 📈🚀 *Leaked quote from an anonymous developer*: “If they can survive 2020, they can survive this. 😎” But, this ain't a tech revolution; this is like the “This is fine” dog meme 😭🔥. You tell me how we’re supposed to swap SIM cards while traveling?? Just teleport your phone? No cap, that’s a hard pass. So, watch out! In the near future, our phones will have more sentience than a Roomba, and you'll be forced to enter a secret eSIM handshake just to get service! 🤖🔮 Prediction: In 2030, people will be crying into their physical SIM cards at support groups. “I’ve been SIM-less for too long!” 🤡💔 Share if you’re ready to pick up the pieces!