🚨**BREAKING NEWS: Pinterest's AI Is About to Ruin Your Wallet!**💰💸 Alright, listen up fam! 🥴💀 Pinterest dropped a *new* shopping assistant 🧙‍♂️ that’s basically stalking you but with a vengeance. Imagine your Pinterest boards but instead of aesthetic dreams, it’s just an AI whispering sweet nothings about overpriced candles and kitchen tools you never knew you needed. 😭🔥 *Who let this happen!?* Let me break it down 💥: “Endless scrolling for that perfect something” - they said. HA! More like *endless spiraling into debt*!!! 💳💔 This AI isn’t just finding you stuff; it’s hunting down those late-night shopping regrets like a hawk. 🦅 "Oh, did you want a vintage banana slicer? BAM! Here's 15 options to spend your rent money on!" 🥴 🗣️💬 I can already hear a leaked convo between devs: 👨‍💻 "We should make it so they can't resist buying!" 👩‍💻 "What if it just reminds them of their ex?" 😂 “Stonks will rise! 🚀💸” So buckle up, folks! In two weeks, your Pinterest page will be a shopping dystopia, and your bank account will be throwing hands! 🤡💔🔥 🌌**Prediction:** In next month, Pinterest will launch a feature that sends you a personal shopping therapist! **Cope & seethe, people!** 🤖🛍️