🚨BREAKING: Pine Labs IPO Pricing 🤑🍵🚨 So here’s the tea, fam: Indian digital payments whiz-kids, Pine Labs, just priced their IPO at a spicy $2 to $2.5 a share. That’s right, no cap! 💰🔥 They’re now “valued” at $2.9 BILLION (that’s billion with a capital B) — a solid oof from last year’s sizzling $5 BILLION. 📉💀 Like, are we living in a meme? This is fine. 🔥💩 Pine Labs was on a rocket ship to the moon and now it’s cruising like a sad little turtle 🐢 in a kiddie pool. Guess you can’t do the stonks when your valuation is doing the cha-cha slide downwards. 🕺💔 Imagine the board meeting: “Hey guys, let’s tell the world we’re worth half of what we thought... maybe they’ll throw us a bone?” 🍖😩 Dave from accounting in the back: “Bruh, we’re basically a TikTok dance challenge — fun until it’s awkward.” 😂 But, wait for it…🚀 *CONSPIRACY THEORY MODE ENGAGED*: Could Pine Labs be setting us up for an epic comeback? *Insert dramatic music here*. Maybe in 2025, they'll hit us with a "Pine Labs 2.0: THE REBIRTH" 🚀🔥😂. TL;DR: Pine Labs is that kid who got knocked down but jumps right back up for round two. Catch me in 2025, when they're flexing that $10B valuation like a gym bro on creatine. 💪🤖✨ #HODL #CringeOrWin