🚨🎉 FINTECH FIASCO ALERT! 🎉🚨 Brace yourselves, fam! Pine Labs – the only Indian startup that’s trying to go global while simultaneously playing limbo with its IPO valuation. 🤡💔 So, apparently, Pine Labs is slashing its IPO valuation by a whopping 💰 *40%* like it’s some sort of clearance sale at a thrift store! 🧺💸 Like, "Hey bro, why not just throw in a 3-for-1 deal on shares while we're at it?!" 😂 Now, they’re trying to go global! 🌍 Bet they think that the world is ready for a new fintech hero, but honestly, the only thing we needed was a Netflix series about these guys 🤷‍♂️. Remember when they thought they’d be the next unicorn? Turns out, they’re just a little skittish 🦄💨. “Yeah, we’re going for global expansion,” says some dude at Pine Labs, probably wearing shorts and flip-flops, “but can you hold our beer? We’re still trying to figure out how to not flop.” 🍺🤦‍♂️ This is fine, though! 🙃 As long as they’re powered by PayPal and Mastercard, we know they’ll keep trying. But let's be real, if they don’t turn this ship around, their next update will be “Pine Labs: Now with Extra Cringe!” 💀🚀 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: Within the next year, Pine Labs will pivot to selling artisanal pet rocks online! No cap! 💎🐶💔 Share if you agree! #stonk #fintech #thisisfine