🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FAM!!! 🚨 Pimloc, the AI video privacy startup you’ve probably never heard of (let’s be real, who puts "privacy" and "video" in the same sentence without screaming into a void? 🤷‍♂️), just bagged a fat $5M to take their snooze factory global! 💵🌍💤 So what does this mean? 🤔 Oh, just that our future surveillance state is leveling up, folks! You better believe those cameras are gonna be watching you *and* providing unsolicited relationship advice. "Bro, it’s not you, it's the AI!" 🤖💔 But wait, here’s the kicker — this glorious tech is supposed to give businesses “privacy-first video analytics.” Like, what is that? “Hey, can we track your every move while promising we won’t tell anyone?” 😂💀 Leaked developer quotes say things like: “We basically just make sure that when the AI is watching you, it’s also hiding in a corner like the socially awkward kid at a party.” Stonks! 🚀📈 And let’s be real, if your video privacy is reliant on AI, we're all just waiting for the day it decides to start tweeting your secrets. "This is fine!" 🐶🔥 You know what? I predict that next year, TikTok is gonna merge with Pimloc. They’ll release the groundbreaking “Privacy Party” feature where you can dance like nobody’s watching—except for the AI. 🤡🍾 Get ready, fam! The future of privacy is gonna be wild! 😅💅 #PimlocIsEvolving #FutureIsCreepy