🛩️👩‍✈️ Yo, fam! Buckle up because we’re about to take a wild ride into the sky—where the only thing more turbulent than this pilot drama is my last relationship! 💔💀 So here’s the tea ☕️: Rainmaker Technology wants to turn drones into mini weather wizards with cloud-seeding flares. Yup, that’s right! 🌩️✨ They’re trying to toss popcorn in the sky like it’s a late-night burrito craving, but the pilots’ union (ALPA) is like, “Nah fam, not today!” 🚫👨‍✈️ Imagine the FAA deciding if the sky should get a rain check; that's what this is! "Increased clouds lead to increased stonks!" - said some intern at Rainmaker who clearly doesn’t know how weather works. ☁️💰 Meanwhile, ALPA is raising the alarm like, “This is *fine*?” while dopes like me are asking if we’ll get rain on demand. Like I need a subscription plan for a drizzle! 🥲 Hot take: If Rainmaker gets the green light, we’re all going to need helmets when it rains! So grab your raincoats, fam, it’s about to get cloudy with a chance of chaos! ☔️💥 #DroneWars2023 #ThisIsFine #WeatherModLivesMatter