🚨BREAKING: Adobe Photoshop just dropped its newest AI tools, and they’re about to turn your old photos from cringe to *STONKS* level BOOM 💥📈! Picture this: you’ve got a dusty old pic from ’99 that looks like it was taken with a potato 🥔. Thanks to Adobe’s *Generative Upscale*, you can now crank that baby up to 8 megapixels before it starts weeping. I mean, no cap, your grandma will think you just discovered time travel 🕰️! 🔥 But wait, there’s more. With the *Updated Remove Tool*, powered by the new Adobe Firefly Image Model (sounds fancy, right? 👨‍🎤), you can erase people you don’t want in your life 🏃‍♀️💨. Say goodbye to that awkward photobomb, and hello to a world where you and your dog are *the* main characters! 🐶✨ An *insider* (totally not made up) said, “We’re making tedious editing feel like a TikTok filter — effortless and slightly chaotic!” 🤡 💀 So what’s next? Will Adobe create a feature to erase the existential dread from our daily lives? Or maybe a “Just Let Me Live” mode? 🚀 Mark my words, within a year we’ll all be AI Photoshop pros, and every photo will look like it was taken with a NASA-grade camera. Get ready for the chaotic world of AI editing, folks. This is fine! 🤖