🔥💰 CEO of Boring, Inc. here, reporting live from the land of snooze just to tell you about Phia – the app that’s literally “Google Flights” but for overpriced clothes. 🚀👗💸 C’mon fam, can we stop pretending that comparing price tags is groundbreaking? This is like saying “hey guys, I invented the wheel but it’s now a square!” 🤡 So, Phoebe Gates (Bill's daughter, obvi) and Sophia Kianni – aka the fashion Avengers – just pulled a $8M stunt to launch this app. "This is fine" meme level of hype! 💀💅 Imagine sitting in your college dorm, scrolling through your phone while the world burns, and you think, “Let’s revolutionize shopping.” Genius or cringe? You decide! Drake would 👎 on that! Leaked convo between devs: 🐱‍👤 Dev1: “So, we’re basically just a Google for clothes?” 🐱‍👤 Dev2: “Shhhh, don’t let them know! We’ll call it ‘fashion optimization!’ Make sure to throw in Buzzword Bingo!” 🤖💥 Predictions? In three years, Phia will be the Tinder of fashion – swiping left on broke boys and right on Gucci! 👜🔥 Get ready for your phone to start judging your style choices like a sassy friend with no filter. **#WhoWoreItBest** 💀👀