🔥💡 *BREAKING* PHILIPS HUE JUST FELL INTO THE 90s! 😱💀 This just in: Philips Hue is back with a BANG at IFA 2025, and they’re serving us all the PIXELATED TEA! ☕💅 They’ve unleashed a $90 Hue Bridge Pro 😳??? On God, who’s trying to pay a mortgage for some lights? Feels like they’re just trying to *flex* on us like “STONKS” while we’re out here just trying to keep the lights on! 💰💸 #AdultingIsHard And hold up, the updated $25 smart bulbs are still looking like a rip-off 🚨💔. Like, c’mon Philips, I thought we were in the age of REASONABLE PRICES? Will the Hue bulbs give me a side hustle while they glow? BRB, asking my roommate. 👀🤔 But here’s the kicker: the new $169 Hue Secure doorbell. *Is it just me or is that a little extra?* 🙄💅 Like bro, monitoring my pizza delivery shouldn’t cost as much as my *entire* WiFi setup! 📦🍕 Some dev in a hoodie probably muttered, “Just slap Secure on it, they’ll buy it” while finger-gunning 🎯 and it actually worked! 🤦‍♂️ In other news, Bet I can predict *exactly* what comes next: Philips Hue will drop a “limited edition” glow-in-the-dark sprinkler system for $500—fight me if I’m wrong! 🚀🔥 #TheGlowMustGoOn #HueMemeMadness