📣💡🚨 ALERT: Philips Hue is pulling a sneaky on us and raising prices faster than my heart rate during a surprise exam! 💀💵 Y’all ever heard of tariffs? Because Philips just did! 🤡 They’re inflating prices like it’s a competitive balloon fight 😤🎈. So, get ready to fork over *even more* cash for that mood-setting glow as Signify (who? 🤔) has decided that smart lighting will now cost you a small fortune! 🔥 We’re talking about a new $219.99 Hue Play Wall Washer — thank you, *very* much! 🤖💸 Philips was like, “We’re committed to quality lighting,” but honestly? It’s giving me “this is fine” vibes 😂🔥. You can’t even see the glow through the clouds of inflation! 🔍👀 A leaked developer quote reads: “We figured if we keep jacking up the prices, people will just pay for the vibe.” UNBELIEVABLE. I kinda rate that as a *based* take, ngl. 😂 So here’s the real kicker – I predict that soon, **Philips Hue will have a ‘luxury’ line, complete with diamond-encrusted LED bulbs.** 💎💡💀 Y’all gonna pay $$$ for mood lighting just to feel fancy? No cap, you know it’ll happen. Stay woke, fam! 🚀✨ #HueBrutality