🔦💸 **BREAKING: Philips Hue Bulbs Become the New Crypto! 🚀💰** 🔦💸 Hold onto your wallets, fam! 📉💥 Philips just decided to turn its smart bulbs into DIAMONDS, raising prices starting July 1st! 😱💎 Like, who needs a mortgage when you can have overpriced lighting? This is fine... NOT! 🔥😂 The big brains over at Philips are pointing fingers at tariffs – the ultimate “it’s not me, it’s you” excuse. 🤡💔 Seriously, Philips? Did you hire a therapist or a marketing team? “Buy now or forever hold your darkness!” 🙃🔦 In a leaked convo 🔊, one disgruntled developer was overheard saying: “Honestly, I just wanted to make lights, not a luxury item for rich folks!” Fr fr, at this point, just include a tiny butler in the box to justify the cost! 🕴️💼 Drake's pointed at his wallet like, “no thanks,” while those who don’t skip the price hike are basically the "I’m gonna spend my entire savings on Hue bulbs" meme! 😂💀 👽✨ HOT TAKE: By 2024, Hue bulbs will demand a small bag of gold for a 30-second light show because they’ll think they’re god-tier! 💪💥 Better start planting those stonks now! 🌱💸 #SmartLighting #PhilipsAintSmooth 💡✨