OMG, Y’ALL! 🚨💡🔥 Philips is about to *light* up your wallets like it’s Black Friday, and not in the *fun* way! 🤡💸 Starting July 1st, their fancy pants Hue lights are getting a budget-busting price hike because… tariffs? Like, who even asked for this?! 💰😱 Listen up fam, if you’ve been daydreaming about turning your boring cave into a disco paradise with those *color ambiance bulbs* (A19, duh!), now is literally your last chance to do it without selling a kidney! 🧛‍♂️💉 Don’t be that person who walks into their local smart-home store only to see a *this is fine* meme plastered over the price tags. Just imagine the heartbreak! 💔😂 And while we’re roasting Signify, let’s not forget that their new wall washer is already 10% pricier than in the EU. Like, bro, why you cheat us like that? It's a whole galaxy brain move to hit us with a price hike while we're vibin’ with 1,100 lumens of pure joy! 🔮✨ Leaked quote from a disgruntled developer: “We just want to make the world brighter… in exchange for your life savings!” 🙄 So here’s your *hot take*: By 2025, Philips Hue will release a “luxury edition” of their bulbs—each one encrusted with diamonds and priced like a small car! 🚗💎 Stay poor, my friends! 🎉🤑 #Stonks #RIPWallet