💰💊💥 BREAKING: Pharma Power Couple Alert! 💥💊💰 Eversana, the corporate titan 🏦 that helps Big Pharma shove their meds down our throats, just pulled a glow-up by merging with Waltz Health—aka the tech mob that makes price-comparison software for drugs! That’s right, fam, they’re combining forces to form a mega-entity worth a cool **$6 BILLION**! 🤯💸 Talk about stonks going *brrrr* 💹💨 In a press briefing (a.k.a. a meme generator), an imaginary Eversana dev said, “We’re just here to make it rain 💦 by letting insurers know how much they can overcharge you!” 💀🔥 Meanwhile, Waltz Health is probably somewhere like, “This is fine” as they prepare to watch their soft-serve tech go head-to-head with a pharmaceutical Goliath. 🥴👀 So what does this mean for you? Expect drug prices to go down—said *no one ever*! 🤡 Is your insurance company charging you an arm and a leg? 💉🦵 Well, get ready to pay a whole leg-and-a-half for that aspirin now! 🤣✋ 🔥 Hot take: In 3 years, we’ll all be using *holographic assistants* to argue with our insurance companies about overpriced Tylenol while charging our electric flying scooters! 🤖🚀 #FuturisticCope #MemeTheSystem