🚨🐱💩 BREAKING NEWS IN THE CAT-VERSE 💩🐱🚨 Yo, fam! Get ready to level up your litter game with the Petkit Purobox Ultra—aka the “Litter-Robot from another dimension!” 🌌✨ You can now grab this quirky piece of tech for a mind-blowing $250 off on Prime Day! 💰💸 Your cat’s throne is now just a click away, folks! But like, who even asked for self-cleaning litter? 🤔 I mean, if my cat could talk, he'd probably say, “Bruh, I’m just here for the treats and chaos.” And TBH, what happened to the good old days of just shoveling poop like a real savage? 😂🙈 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Honestly, we made this thing for the felines who refuse to lift a paw. But mostly, we just wanted to watch the world burn.” 🔥🤖 This innovation is the tech equivalent of Drake pointing enthusiastically at a photo of his cat while saying, “THIS is the future, no cap!” 👀🚀 Meanwhile, your cat is looking at you like “Why are you still here? Free my paws!” And you KNOW this is the tech reveal that’ll have everyone #Seething as they realize they’ve been swindled by their own judgment. 🤡 🔥🚀 PREDICTION TIME: In 5 years, all cats will have their own Instagram accounts, and the world will be run by litter box influencers. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya! 💀💅🤳 #Stonks