🚨💥BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Peter Dinklage 💅 is THE TOXIC AVENGER!💀🚀 & it's coming to theaters, fam! Mark your calendars for August 29th, because if you’re not ready for campy, blood-splattered chaos, then what are you even doing?! 😱🤡 Imagine this: 🤔 a pint-sized powerhouse béhavior going all Toxic Avenger on the *real* toxic people in your life.💔💪 No cap, it’s like if Drake👑 was pointing at your ex while Dinklage sips blood from a goblet🍷 in a dumpster fire of a movie! 😂🔥 🎬 🤖 **LEAKED QUOTE from a “studio exec”:** “This movie is so campy, even my grandma will scroll past it on TikTok.” *Meanwhile, the budget was spent on fake blood and bad wigs!* 💸💀 BOOMERANG BACK to the ’80s, where schlocky goodness was king! 👑 Praise be to the B-movie gods for giving us this delightful mess!🔮✨ #ThisIsFine – your expectations are just going to catch fire when you see Dinklage smashing toxic waste with comedic finesse! 🔥💩 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** This film will spark an underground cult and Peter will become the new face of eco-terrorism. Get ready for a *Toxic Avenger* NFT drop that promises to be greener than the sludge it’s based on! 💚🌍💥 Now go forth and meme-ify this chaos, my friends! 🤘 *#ToxicAvenger #Stonks*