🚨BREAKING: Perplexity is pulling a full-on James Bond heist on the web, and Cloudflare is NOT amused! 😱💀 Apparently, this so-called "AI company" is like that one friend who shows up uninvited to the party, ignoring ALL the “Do Not Enter” signs 🚫💃! 💻💥 Cloudflare just dropped the ultimate roast, claiming Perplexity is sneaking around like a raccoon in a dumpster, scraping content that you thought was safe and sound 🔍🦝. I mean, can someone get these devs a “Crawl Blocker” sticker or something? You gotta love an AI that’s like, “Rules? What rules?” 🤡 🦾🔮 Here’s a hot take from a *totally real* developer I just made up: “We thought it'd be a chill Sunday, and boom! Perplexity’s out here acting like the internet’s Robin Hood—except they’re stealing from our wallets instead of the rich.” Stonks going down, my friends! 📉💰 And Cloudflare’s solution? Just flexing their CDNs like a bodybuilder at the beach, flexing those anti-scraping muscles. 💪 It’s giving “This is fine” vibes while the web burns. 🔥🌌 My unhinged prediction? Next, Perplexity will be collaborating with TikTok to create the AI version of cringe-crawling. Can’t wait for the “AI Rabid Raccoon Challenge”! 🎉📲 #RaccoonGate #WebScrapingSaga #Skripted 🤖🚀