🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨: Perplexity just dropped a *literal* bombshell trying to snatch up Google Chrome for $34.5 BILLION! 💣💰 Like, who invited this accountant to the tech party?! 😂🤡 Y’all, they’re flexing harder than Drake turning down a collab with a cringe TikTok star. Drake is low-key like, "This is NOT stonks." 📉🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, Perplexity's sitting there like *this is fine* as they eye a browser that Google has no intention of parting with. I mean, come on, Google’s just vibing with their 92% market share while being like, “Sorry, you’ll have to fight me in the parking lot if you want Chrome.” 🥊👀 Rumor has it, some big-shot investment funds are backing this wild idea 💸💸 — we’re talking more funding than my last five trips to the coffee shop combined. ☕️💀 Dmitry Shevelenko, Perplexity's chief “what are you thinking?!” officer, was like, “We’re gonna throw more than $3 billion at Chrome!” for... browser upgrades? Maybe a neon paint-job? 🎨💅 So here’s a hot take: bet the universe that Perplexity's plan is just a desperate cry for attention — like when your friend DMs you at 3 AM trying to provide "insight" on the multiverse. 🌌🚀🔮 I mean, are we truly ready for a Chrome with TikTok algorithms? 🥴💀 Comment below if you're ready for the chaos!