🚨💥BREAKING TECH DRAMA💥🚨 Buckle up, tech addicts! Perplexity is out here trying to buy a browser like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party! 🍕🔥 Yep, you heard me right! Imagine spending a cool $1B 🍾💰 on Brave like it's just a casual Friday night splurge. Meanwhile, the folks at The Browser Co. are probably like: "Do we look like a thrift shop?!" 🤡💀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I just wanted to build a browser, not be in an episode of "Who's Buying Who?" 🤷‍♂️💭 OpenAI is now sliding into The Browser Co.'s DMs too! Are they plotting to create OpenChromiumGPT? 🔥 Imagine a browser that writes your essays *and* blocks ads! 🤖👩‍🎓 This is either genius or the cringiest crossover since that one time Drake tried to dance. 👀💃 In reality, the only thing getting acquired here is my sanity as we watch the inevitable browser wars unfold. This is fine. 😶🔥 🔥🔥 HOTT TAKE TIME: Within 5 years, we’ll see an all-out war between **AI Browsers** and **Eternal Pop-Up Ads**. The last one standing gets to rule the *galaxy*... or at least the search engine results! 🌌💻💀 #Stonks #NotStonks