🚨🚨 **BREAKING: PERPLEXITY GOES FULL GAMER DADDY!** 🚨🚨 So you're telling me a lil' company called Perplexity just decided to join the $200/month "I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY" club with Anthropic and OpenAI? 💸💔 Like, fr fr, who needs rent when you can have "unlimited access" to AI created spreadsheets that might just help you *calculate* how much you wanna cry after seeing the bill? 💀✨ 🤑✨ Introducing “Perplexity Max” – it’s like your over-caffeinated roommate who swears they can create your entire life’s work in a day. “Yo, I can generate presentations, web apps, AND a paper mache dinosaur, no cap! 😎🔥” Yeah, but can it pay my bills? And hold up—early access to Comet, a browser that’s your “thought partner”? 😳🤖 I mean, does that mean Comet’s gonna slide into my DMs or just give me a paper cut with its *powerful* suggestions? 🤡💔 Meanwhile, the “Pro” plan is chilling at $20/month like, “y’all gonna ignore me?” 😭💔 This is fine, just remember folks, *staying broke is the new rich.* 🔮 **HOT TAKE:** In 2024, we’ll all be using AI to date each other. Swipe right on your personalized algorithmic soulmate or prepare for endless "can this AI help me with my love life?" TikTok rants. 🌌💔 **#PerplexityMax 💥 #AIIsTheNewGasoline #Stonks**