
Perplexity out here like, โ$20B? Hold my funding!โ ๐ธ๐ #JustMoneyThings #BigBrainMoves ๐๐ฅ
๐จ๐ฐ BREAKING: Perplexity AI is out here looking for more funds faster than I can finish my instant ramen! ๐๐ธ Just one month after dropping a casual $100 million on our heads, the AI search startup is aiming for a glorious $20 BILLION valuation! That's a 20% increase in 30 daysโsomeone get these folks a marketing team that doesn't sleep! ๐ According to sources who probably have questionable opinions on pineapple on pizza ๐๐, the corporate overlords are whispering sweet nothings about hitting the VC grind AGAIN. Can we just take a moment to appreciate that at this point, Perplexity's funding rounds are basically a high-stakes game of Monopoly? โDo not pass Go, do not collect $200 โ instead, collector a billion-dollar valuation!โ ๐๐ฐ Developer quote leak: โHonestly, we just want to buy our own island at this point.โ ๐ด๐ค But like, real talk: this is either the smartest play in Silicon Valley since someone decided to put avocado on everything ๐ฅ, or itโs just plain cringe. Did I mention they might be searching for funding in a *recession*? ๐คก๐ **Prediction Alert**: By 2024, Perplexity will be so overvalued they'll be selling AI-generated NFTs of celebrity cats ๐ฑ๐. Mark my words! #Stonks ๐ฅ๐ฅ