"🔥Perplexity just dropped Comet: the browser that's smarter than your ex💔💾 #AI #NoCap"
🌌💥 Get ready gamers, because the web just got a glow-up! Introducing COMET by Perplexity - the browser that wants you to surf the net *and* ponder your existence at the same time. 🤖💭 Report says that while OpenAI is shamelessly cooking up its browser in the background, Perplexity is out here launching a whole galaxy of features that probably have Siri shaking in her boots. 📱💀 Like, who even asked? 🥴 But we’re here for the chaos, fam! Leaked dev quote: “We raised the stakes on being *not boring.* If you hate productivity, Comet's your new BFF.” 🤔🔥 Meanwhile, The Gillette razors of tech, aka the haters, are sharpening their blades! #Cringe 🤡 And let’s be real: we’re all just waiting for the day when we can talk to our browsers like a slightly unhinged therapist, while trying to explain why your ex’s Twitter is still haunting you. This is fine. 😂 So here’s my hot take: Comet will either save us all from the dull abyss of Chrome or summon a new Warlord of Browsers. It might even start charging $$ for AI therapy sessions. 🤯🔥🚀 Can’t wait to see how that goes! 👀💰 #Stonks or #Seethe, you choose!