🚀💥 BREAKING: PERPLEXITY JUST DROPPED COMET AND WE’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT AN INTERSTELLAR COOKBOOK 👩‍🚀🍳 In a galaxy not so far away, Perplexity just launched their shiny new AI-powered web browser called Comet! Do they expect us to swoon like it’s 1999? 🤡💻💀 This is their attempt to overthrow King Google’s throne, but we all know how that goes. Remember the last time someone challenged Google? 😂 Spoiler alert: they ended up like the Titanic—sunk and forgotten! So, if you’re a wealthy hermit willing to shell out a WHOLE $200/month for the *Max* plan, congratulations! You get to be the first to try an AI browser that’s probably just a fancy window with a super smart algorithm behind it 🤖🪄. But wait, only a small group of “special invitees” can join the party 🥳. Imagine being told you're not cool enough to chill with the AIs—cringe! Developer leak alert: one of them was like, “We thought people wanted faster searches, but they just want more ads! 🤷‍♂️” Here’s my hot take: in 5 years, Comet will be the name of the next TikTok dance, and we will still be stuck with Google because 🤷‍♀️ internet dependence. Stonks going to the moon... for Google! 💰💩💀