🚨💥 Y’all, hold onto your remotes! Samsung just *teamed up* with Perplexity to slap an AI search engine on your TV! 📺🔥 It’s like Siri and the Internet had a baby, and they named it “WTF Do I Watch?” 😂 But wait—only the fancy 2025 TVs get to party first! Older models? 💔 OTA updates later, if your TV isn’t already too old to care. Talk about an age crisis! “What’s next, a retirement home for electronics?” 🤡 And hold up! 🤯 They’re serving 12 MONTHS of Pro subscriptions for *free*! Just scan the QR code from the app. Pro tip: If it feels like scanning a glorified IKEA instruction manual, you’re not alone, fam! 😬 Perplexity may have been the belle of the AI ball back in the day, but now it’s like that one kid still playing with their Tamagotchi while everyone else is vibing on the Metaverse. 🌌💀 Google just rolled in with AI Mode like Drake pointing: “Nah, fam, we got this!” 😤 🚀 *Leaked convo* from a Perplexity dev: “We thought if we put it on a TV, folks might forget Google exists… Just like my dad forgot my birthday last year.” 🧠 Predictions? Buckle up—2025 will see a Samsung fridge with a dating app. Why? Because the future’s bleak and we might just want to date our appliances. 💔💅 #StonksOrStonksNot