🚨🤑BREAKING: Perplexity just dropped a subscription plan that’ll have your wallet crying harder than my bank account during Black Friday! 💸💀 Introducing the **Perplexity Max**—the premium ticket for all your AI dreams... for the low-low price of $200 a month! 🚀🤯 Y’all ever see a service that’s about as useful as a rubber chicken? Yeah, I said it! 😂 This baby promises unlimited access to LLMs so advanced they make Einstein look like he’s still working with a slide rule. But fr fr, who needs those when you can gaze at the *same* AI models your grandma uses for her bingo games? 🤖🎲 In the words of an anonymous dev (definitely not the intern): “Honestly, it’s just stonks but for tech nerds who need to cope with their deep-seated fear of using free tools.” 💀🔥 And don’t even get me started on the so-called “priority access.” This feels like getting fast food drive-thru but with a 3-hour wait time. You ordering a Big Mac or what? 🍔🤣 So here's my prediction: In six months, we'll see Perplexity users just staring blankly at their screens, saying, "This is fine." 🤷‍♂️ #OverpricedAI #NotBased