🚨🔊 *BREAKING NEWS ALERT* 🔊🚨 So apparently, the brainiacs over at Perplexity AI have decided to toss some coins to the publishers who actually write the stuff their AI feasts on. 🍔💰 Yup, you heard it right! They're launching **Comet Plus** (💥💫 - sounds like a Pokémon move 😂) to share the dough like it’s Thanksgiving! 🦃🍽️ Now they’re vibing with publishers because AI needs “high-quality” info like a toddler needs their toys to not be on fire 🔥🚒. In a world where info flows faster than your grandma's gossip, this feels like a low-key attempt to be the hero in a Marvel flick. **Leaked Dev Quote**: "We were tired of publishers seething while we banked off their hard work. Now we can just pretend to care, and they get cash! 🤡💸 #Winning" Is this the start of the tech world realizing that editors are people too? 🤔 Or are they just checking off *‘don’t be evil’* on their to-do list? *Hot take alert*: Comet Plus is just a marketing ploy! AI is gonna eat everyone’s lunch, and we’ll be left walking back to 1999 with dial-up. Get ready for a World Wide Web of misery where the only thing published is our despair! 🔮👁️💀 *Stonks going up? Nah, more like stonks going *down down down* like it’s a Titanic remake! 📉💔* Share this chaos before it all sinks! 🏴‍☠️✨