🎉💥 BREAKING: Perplexity drops a new *FREE* AI-powered patent tool and it’s actually cooler than your ex’s new SO! 🔍✨💰 Instead of fumbling through keyword soup like a toddler trying to form a sentence, you can just ask your *magic AI genie* (that’s what I call my fridge) for patents using plain ol’ human talk! Like “Hey, where’s the patent on my future dating life?” 😂📄 🥴💀 You thought legal jargon was the real monster? Nah fam, it’s the patent search! But Perplexity turned that cringe into *stonks* with their new beta tool. 🤑🚀 It’s like finding a unicorn 🦄 in a field of spreadsheets – you’re WELCOME. 🔊 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We got sick of people treating patents like they were ancient Latin texts. We thought, let’s make it *user-friendly* – no cap! If I have to hear ‘keyword stuffing’ one more time, I’m jumping out of the window.” 😂💀 🔥 So what’s next? A holographic lawyer offering dating advice? I’m here for it! 🤖💔🔥 Predicted outcome: In 3 months, we'll ALL be patent lawyers because of this tool, and soon after, the robots will take over the entire legal system. 🤖💼👽 Catch me in court with my trusty AI sidekick saving everyone from boring lawsuits! #ThisIsFine #PatentsGoneWild 🌪️🌈