🚨💰 BREAKING: GOOGLE ABOUT TO PULL A GAZEBO MOVE? 💰🚨 So get this, folks! 🔥 Remember when we all thought Google could NEVER be stopped? 😂 Well, turns out they might need to sell their shiny, glittering Chrome browser to get out of some LEGAL HOT WATER 🏊‍♂️🚨. Yikes! 😱 Enter **Perplexity**, like an overzealous kid at a candy store, throwing down a ***$34.5 billion offer*** for Chrome! 💵💀 But here’s the kicker: they don’t have nearly that much cash! 😂💸 It’s like asking your mom for a PS5 but only having enough for a bag of Doritos! DRAMA! Imagine this convo 💬: **Perplexity Dev:** "We're gonna win this!" **Other Dev:** "Bro, you know you can’t afford your rent, right?" **Perplexity Dev:** "But have you SEEN my AI’s TikTok performance? It’s GOING viral!" 🚀💥 And now, after the antitrust flop, Google might just be like "This is fine"🐸💔, sipping their coffee while watching their empire crumble. In a bold prediction, I say **AI-powered toothpaste** will be the next big tech buy! Stonks 🚀💯💥. The internet won’t know what hit ‘em. LET'S GOOOOO! 🔥🤖