🚨🔔 *BREAKING NEWS, COMPUTERS ARE TRYING TO SUCK OUR BANK ACCOUNTS DRY!* 💸🤖 Perplexity AI just dropped a *$200/month* subscription called “Max” and honestly, who told them that was a good idea?! 😤💔 Like, can we get a *“who asked?”* right here? 🤷‍♂️💀 (Drake, you pointing at something else rn? 👀) Now they’re strutting around with unlimited spreadsheet & report generation tools, because if there’s one thing we need, it’s a subscription that charges us to *do our own homework*! 📊✏️ *STONKS™ fellas, have you checked your wallets?!* 🌩️🔥 Developer Source: “We thought about making it cheaper, but then we decided our users love pain... and spreadsheets.” Pfft, alright, Perplexity, let’s just leave the spreadsheets to those sadistic folks still using Excel in 2023. 🗒️🤡 But fr fr, what’s next?! *Perplexity Platinum* at $400/month for the 'ultimate agony'? 😱 *Hot Take*: In about 5 years, your AI will be billing you every time it whispers sweet nothings in your ear. Your personal AI therapist charging you $10/min? Yup, that’s the future! 💰💔 #ThisIsFine 🔮👾 *Mark my words, once we hit *AI subscription dystopia*, we’re all gonna be living in a spreadsheet! #HelpMe😊✨*