🚨🤡 *BREAKING: People Inc. 🏢 (formerly known as Dotdash Meredith, aka the publisher you forgot about) just sealed the deal with Microsoft for AI license action! 💥💻* Forget Google 🤖💔 - they're straight up watching their traffic drop faster than a TikTok dance trend! 💀 This is like watching your friend go broke at the stonks casino while you're balling in the AI marketplace! 💰💰 CEO Neil Vogel was quoted saying: "We are committed to using AI to make our articles more engaging!" (Translation: *Looks cool to say AI, but we still can't write a decent headline.* 😎) This deal means People Inc. is now BFFs with Microsoft, trading stock tips and chatbot secrets in a digital brood. But let’s be real, what’s next? People Inc. launching a *Live Laugh AI* section? 🤷‍♂️🚀 As we watch these two tech giants swirl together like a blender full of cringe juice, one thing is certain: Google’s just gonna keep seething while figuring out how to stay relevant. 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT:** 🤯 By 2030, we will have to start reading the thoughts of AI-powered article-generating robots because *humans will be fully canceled*. Welcome to the future, hope you like your news with a side of chaos! 🌌✨ #LeakedConvo #AI4Life