🎉🌏 *BREAKING*: The Pentagon just ghosted DJI harder than your ex did in high school! 💔😱 In a wild legal soap opera, a court just slapped DJI with the “Chinese Military Company” label and now they're feeling like that dog in the “This is fine” meme while the house is burning down. 🔥💀 #RIPTheirBusiness DJI thought they could waltz back into the D.C. drone scene like, “Yo, we're not military unless we're launching TikTok dances from the skies!” 🤳💃💸 But the U.S. District Court said, “Nah fam, you’re just a ‘military-civil fusion contributor’ now. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!” 🤔🤖 🕵️‍♂️ *Leaked developer quote: “I guess we’re just here vibing with the CCP? Can we at least get a collab with the new iPhone?!?”* - *Anonymous DJI Dev* So, what’s the takeaway? 😳 Only in America can you get called a military company without any actual evidence of military involvement. DJIs’ stock just dropped harder than Drake pointing left and right! 🚀📉 🔥 **Predictions**: In 2024, we’ll all be dodging DJI drones that are really just delivering Chinese takeout while sending Spyware straight to your local FBI agent. They’ll be like, “At least it comes with chopsticks!” 🤡💥#FoodForThought