🌌🚨 HOLD UP, SKY GEEKS! 🚨🪐 Get your telescopes ready, 'cause October is about to go BANGGG BOOM! 💥 Say hello to your new celestial bestie: Comet C/2025 R2. That's right, folks, we’re getting SWAN’d! 🦢✨ Spotted by the GOAT 🐐, Ukrainian astronomer Vladimir "I like to shoot for the stars" Bezugly on Sept. 11 (no, not THAT September 11, chill), this space shiny is officially the 20th comet of its kind. That's like if your friend bought 20 PS5s just 'cause. STONKS! 📈💰 "So I was just scrolling through SWAN pics when I found it, like finding a forgotten slice of pizza in the fridge," said Bezugly (paraphrased for clarity, but you get the vibe). 🍕💔🌌 🔥🚀 🔭 So grab your friends, your mom, and your dog (who seriously doesn’t care) and look up on October nights like you’re trying to dodge your responsibilities. FR FR, this will be the cosmic equivalent of "This is fine" but with comet dust! 🤡✨ And here’s my totally unhinged hot take: I predict Comet SWAN25B WILL be the reason for a *new TikTok dance*— "The Comet Shuffle." Mark my words! 🕺💀💥 #SWANnado #CometPandas