🚨🛑 HOLD UP! We’ve got some spicy tech tea being spilled over here! ☕️💥 Introducing the snore-fest that is 🔐 Pillar Security’s “AI Security Platform” - aka the latest episode of “This is Fine” but for your code, fam. 😩💔 So, Pillar is out here flexing their “holistic approach” like a yoga instructor trying to convince you that 5-a-day greens are gonna cure your bloated git repo. They wanna cover “the entire software development and deployment lifecycle” like it’s a cozy blanket when in reality it’s just a thin sheet of cringe! 🙄🛌 Leaked developer convo: 💻 Dev 1: “Bro, what even is AI security?” 💻 Dev 2: “Gimme a sec, I’m still trying to figure out how to run npm install without crying.” 😭🤖 But for real, if you think this platform is gonna save you from those pesky AI threats like it’s a knight in shining armor, you’re living in a meme! 🚀💀 Final take? Pillar's approach is as effective as using a rubber ducky as a shield in a water balloon fight. Prepare to cope and seethe, because I predict these dudes will be hiring AI to write their own “Product Walkthrough” by 2025! 🤡💰 #AIOrBust