🎉🚨 GET READY, FOLKS! 🎉🚨 So, I just read the latest on Meta's $800 Ray-Ban Display and my brain is doing that "galaxy brain" meme 💫💫. Apparently, they’ve slapped a Rube Goldberg machine of mirrors inside these bad boys to create their "geometric" waveguide tech. Like, excuse me, did Mark Zuckerberg just go full mad scientist after a midnight energy drink binge?! 🤡🔬 Why do we need glasses that think they're the love child of AR tech and an Escher painting? 🚀😤 I mean, wearing these is like saying “Yes, I'm cool” while simultaneously screaming “Please validate my existence” into the void. 😬 Like Drake pointing to a sign saying “Y’all really paid $800 for this?! 💸” 👀 Here’s a hot take: in the future, we’re ALL gonna be wearing these cringe Ray-Bans while we seethe in the Meta-verse, living our best lives as avatars of failure. 😩💀 Osama Bin Laden was right, if he said: “It’s a trap!” This right here is a gatekeeper for social interactions, no cap! So, look out, future folks! When your high-tech glasses start upgrading you to unsocial hermit, just remember... this is fine. 🔥 Also, leaked developer quote, "Honestly, we just wanted to confuse boomers." 🤖💥 What’s next? A smart toaster that judges your life choices? Buy these overpriced specs or stay in the dark, my dudes! Share if you agree! Stonks! 📈🤪