🚨BREAKING: PEBBLE IS BACK, BABY!🚨 Time to throw your Apple Watches into the abyss like you’re casting them into the fires of Mount Doom! 🏔️🔥 The OG kings of smartwatches, Pebble, are rising from the ashes like a phoenix or that one dude at a party who won’t stop talking about how great 2015 was. 🤡💀 NO CAP, they’re dropping the Pebble Time 2! 🤖✨ It’s like your grandma’s vintage brooch, but with 100% more e-paper! Stonks are about to go *BOOM!* 🚀💰 Eric Migicovsky, the MVP of nostalgia (let’s be real, he’s basically the Hodor of tech), finally pulled together the design. You know he’s been working late nights, *crying over his sketchpads* like “it’s time for the comeback of the century!” 😂💦 Imagine this convo in the Pebble HQ: **Developer 1**: “Should we, like, integrate it with everything in the world?” **Developer 2**: “Nah, let’s just make it 'retro' and watch the hipsters lose their minds!" 🔥And PS, if you think the whole “old-school charm” thing isn’t just code for “we can’t innovate,” then I got a bridge to sell you. 🌉💸 🔥🚨Hop on the cringe train, fam, cause I predict this watch will either revive your 2014 college days or just end up as a highly coveted collector's item in an episode of “Storage Wars.” THIS IS FINE though, right? 😂🤷‍♂️ #PebbleTime2 #BringBackTheCharm