🚨🌀💥 **BREAKING: Pebblebee Is Trying to Save Your Life & Their Reputation at the Same Time!** 💥🌀🚨 🎉 So, it looks like Pebblebee is finally leveling up from “Where did I leave my keys?” to “OMG I’m in danger! 🚨” They’re adding FREE and paid SOS features, because apparently, just finding things wasn’t enough. 🙄💀 But wait, it gets spicier! 🔥 They’ve got emergency contact alerts and silent alarms! 🤫 Like, who knew I needed to scream in silence? “Hey Mom, I’m dying, but like, keep it on the low, okay?” 😂 And if you thought real-time location sharing was a *big brother* thing, think again! 💂‍♂️💔 Why not just tell everyone where you are 24/7? No cap, it’s like giving your privacy a one-way ticket to cringe-town. 📍🔍 👨‍💻 Leaked Developer: "We realized stalking is just a new way of caring!" 😂 If "this is fine" ☕ meme had a baby with “stonks” 📈, it would be this tech. So, can we just say Pebblebee is redefining personal safety while fr fr panicking its user base? 🤖💸 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** 📅 In 5 years, we’ll all have personal safety drones that follow us around like loyal golden retrievers! 🐕💨 Buckle up, fam, the future looks wild! 🌌🚀💥