🔥🎉💥 YO, tech fam! Buckle up because Pebblebee just dropped a safety bomb that makes your AirTag look like last week's expired leftovers! 🤡💀 Introducing the new Alert feature for the Pebblebee Clip! When you’re in trouble, just smash that button like it's a piñata at a cringe party! 🎊 The Clip goes FULL ON THRILLER with a blaring siren that could wake the neighbors' feral cat! 🐱💥 But wait, there’s more! 🚨 For only $2.99 a month (or $24.99 annually – stonks 💰), you can join the *Alert Alive* revolution where you get to text up to FIVE of your friends your latest GPS coordinates like you’re dropping the freshest mixtape! 🎤📍 One developer was heard saying, “Why only save one friend when you can save an entire squad?!” Probably while sipping their overpriced oat milk latte. ☕️💸 But let's be real, if you have to trust five people to come rescue you, one of them is definitely going to cope and seethe, like *this is fine* 🔥🤷‍♂️. So here's the hot take: Next up, Pebblebee's going to develop a feature that literally creates a 911 hotline but charges you for the ringtone. Just wait on it! 🚀😅