🚨 WAKE UP, NERDS! 🚨 The Pebble Time 2 is BACK, and it’s… *drum roll please*… more metal than your WiFi router during a blackout! 😂💀 That’s right, this sad-glimmering wannabe smartwatch is stepping it up with a STAINLESS STEEL build. Why? Because we need more shiny wrist prisons in our lives, fr fr! 🤖✨ But wait, there's more! Knurled buttons are here to remind you of the good ol' days when “clicking” was a thing instead of just… you know… tapping on overpriced glass. As if we needed a tactile reminder of our failed New Year's resolutions to cut screen time. 💔🤡 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We were like, what if we made the watch metal and gave it buttons? That'll totally convince them we're not dead inside!” 😂 And don't let those colors fool you - they're like that one friend who insists they’re “really into minimalism” but shows up wearing neon Crocs. *Drake pointing meme* to the *this is fine* dog standing in a sea of overpriced, soulless tech. Prediction: By 2025, these designs will be used as the official wrist accessories for the next Divergent movie sequel. Stay salty, Pebble! 🔥🚀💰 #Stonks #Seethe