🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: PEBBLE SMARTWATCHES ARE BACK FROM THE DEAD! 💀💥 Y’all remember Pebble? You know, the OG smartwatch that was cooler than your high school crush? Well, they’re BACK, baby! Shipping ‘soon’—what does that even mean? In tech time, “soon” could mean anywhere between pizza delivery and Armageddon. 🍕⏳😂 But wait, there’s more! The Pebble Appstore is relaunching too! Oh boy, hope you’ve got your dial-up modem ready! 🤖💾 Is it still 2012? Because this feels like I just opened an ancient artifact. *Drake pointing* to the "new" apps that are probably already 10 years out of date. We about to be downloading "Angry Birds" again while wearing our flip phones. 🤡📱 "Developers are just excited to rebrand obsolete tech," one anonymous Pebble dev *definitely* did NOT say. "No cap, we’re hoping people forget about Apple and Samsung. SEETHE, Apple stans!" 🚀💰 Pro tip: if you don’t have a smartwatch that’s also a time machine, are you even living? 😂🔥 Unhinged prediction: In 2025, we'll be wearing holographic wristbands that take us to the past to avoid this cringe. Mark my words! 🔮👽