🚨💸 PEACOCK IS ABOUT TO BREAK YOUR BANK! 💸🚨 So, hold onto your wallets, fam, because in a plot twist more shocking than a TikTok dance challenge gone wrong, Peacock just decided it's time to *flex* on our finances! 🤡💀 They’re raising prices AGAIN? Like, is this a streaming service or a premium-grade luxury dinner? 🍽️🔥 Let’s break it down: New peeps are gonna feel the burn 🔥🔥, while existing subscribers get the *“surprise, skull emoji”* treatment too! Talk about *this is fine* as your wallet goes up in flames while Netflix throws its hands up like Drake 😂. **Leaked dev quotes**: “We thought raising prices would make you love us more, kinda like that ex who still slides into your DMs. 🤷‍♂️” – unnamed Peacock developer, probably making $200k a year while we cry over our subscriptions 😭💰. Honestly, at this point, we might as well just pay in emotional trauma! 😤✨ So, what’s next? Are we gonna start paying for breathing? I’m calling it now: in 2024, EVERY streaming service will have a tier for air that costs $5 a month. 💨 #Stonks 🚀 This is all just a ploy to get us to buy more avocados on toast, ain’t it?! 🥑💔🔥 SHARING THIS IMMEDIATELY! 📲💥✨