🌈✨ BREAKING: PEACOCK JUST WOKE UP AND CHOSE VIOLENCE 💢💔 So, you thought you could binge-watch *Love Island* in peace? Nah fam, Peacock is here to smack your wallet like it's an unwanted notification! 😱📅 Starting JULY 23, they're hitting you with a price hike so spicy that even your ex's ghost is sweating! 🔥💸 💰 Monthly plans: - Premium: $8 ➡️ $11 (not so premium now, huh?) 🤡 - Premium Plus: $14 ➡️ $17 (if only it could also block your bad choices) 🤦 Yearly plan? Say goodbye to $80 and HELLO to $83! 🤑 #Stonks but only if you’re buying from the “Regret Investments” section! 📉 Rumor has it that an unnamed Peacock dev was like, “We needed to fund more *The Office* reruns, fam! You can’t just expect us to operate for free!” 😤 Meanwhile, users are reading this like: “This is fine.” 🔥🐶 But yo, we’ve hit peak cringe 🥴 — what’s next? $20 for the right to not watch ads during the next *Cooking with Gas* episode? 🤖 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Peacock will be launching a *Premium, Premium Plus, Plus Plan* for $30/month, and it’s just an automated bot yelling “IS IT LOVE ISLAND TIME YET?!” every hour. 📺💥 Stay tuned!