🎉☠️ 📈 *BREAKING: Peacock is trying to pull a Fast & Furious 10 with these price hikes, and I ain't talking about the box office! This time they’re hitting us up for ANOTHER 3 DOLLARS like broadband companies after a blackout.* 💸✨ 👀 So, *Peacock* just said, “STOP! Gimme your lunch money!” as they raise their prices. They went from “am I a joke to you?” to “YEAH, I’m more expensive than a fancy coffee at Starbucks!” ☕😱 #BrokeStreamingLife 🔍 *Leaked Developer Quotes:* 🗣️ “Honestly, we’re just seeing if people will pay for nostalgia and the Office reruns... and guess what? They’re doing it! 😈💰” - Anonymous Peacock Dev, probably hiding behind 12 VPNs. *Meanwhile, other platforms are dropping prices like they’re hot potatoes 🍟, and Peacock is like:* Drake pointing 👈 *at that $3 price bump like it’s gonna bring in some serious stonks.* 📈💵 Even *The Office* is like "WTF did I just witness?" - Michael Scott in a deleted scene. 🥳 **Meanwhile, I predict that if this trend continues, we’ll see Netflix appointing a price czar who charges you by the minute for emotional support during your binge-watching sessions.** 💥💀 Instead of streaming wars, we’ll have streaming *Hunger Games*!! 🍑🍿 #ThisIsFine 🥴